cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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