I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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