Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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