She's JV to your varsity
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
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