Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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