i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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