Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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