what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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