i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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