The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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