maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
We left an ass print on the piano.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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