hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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