you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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