To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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