but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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