Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Buhtt sex?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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