Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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