i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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