I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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