did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
try to milk me bitch
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