oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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