windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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