normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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