No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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