Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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