Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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