Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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