Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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