I just saw a hot homeless man
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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