did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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