she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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