Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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