And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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