let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I don't think brook has ever known best
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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