yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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