I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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