have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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