I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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