the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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