Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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