Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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