god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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