Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
