found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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