I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Randomize
