Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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