is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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