guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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