five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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