I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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